If I might return to the subject of back gardens, and starlings in particular, a mildly and hopefully amusing tale I could tell:
From my own experience, I am aware of a generally anthropomorphic attitude toward wildlife. I fancy that dear old Johnny Morris and his "Animal Magic" television programme may be partly to blame for that ?! Any naturalist worth their salt would rightly frown on such notions, but there we are.
Having nailed my colours to that mast, I will now proceed with a contradiction:
Starlings could be described as "dwellers of the fast-lane", highly active creatures that while extremely gregarious are also notably quarrelsome, none more so than when pubescent ! The noise nuisance is guaranteed when a whole bunch of juveniles gather to feed in a small garden. Amongst the rowdy crowd there always appears to be one louder and more stroppy than the rest. Such was the the case one morning:
Our only view of the tiny rear lawn and the bird feeders is from a window in the "utility", and as I washed my hands in the sink I was able to observe that a particularly large Wood pigeon, a regular visitor, that was quietly waddling around grazing in a typically predictable manner. The peaceful scene was then disrupted by the arrival of the brown feathered, delinquent gang. It immediately became clear that yet again, one of the "Starlets" was behaving very badly indeed; squawking, chasing and savagely pecking at every one of it's siblings in a shameless display of vicious bullying! Now, when completely different species meet, and provided there is no competition or threat to either, they will normally ignore each other. Not so this time, and in such a surprising manner too! The pigeon quite lost his temper. Each time the brat launched an attack, the big grey bird turned, puffed itself up, singled out and then rushed toward the offender in the melee. There was a brief lull and return to general chatter in between, but the truce didn't last long. On the third incident, the little so-and-so seemed to get cocky and called the master's bluff. The pigeon rushed up again, but this time raised it's head high, and with a closed beak, brought down a terrific blow on the starling's bonce! I heard the impact indoors. The little blighter was laid out, momentarily stunned, but then managed to flutter up on to the fence and sulk, obviously very sore indeed. It thereafter caused no more trouble!
Order at the dining table was thus restored.
You might all think this story is perhaps a little far fetched, unlikely, or a complete figment, but believe me; none was more surprised than I to witness it, and I have taken very great care in the telling of it!
Perhaps all the little blighters in the wild have a bit more sensitivity than we usually credit them with ?
Pete.