Just for a laugh

[steve1]

Been there done that.

steve

 

[steve1]

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Surely you have just described a certain President?

steve

 

[NHY 581]

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I didn't know they had a specific light ......

 

[Bigjohn]

I’ve ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon……….ill let you know……………..
Jonn

 

[PhilH]

A couple of strange things happened to me in town yesterday - I found a hat full of money on the pavement, then an angry man with a guitar started chasing me.

 

[Richard Gawler]

The cat saw me watching a cat training video on YouTube. The response was swift and easy to understand; a hard stare and then a scratch on my nose. The message I got was, he struggles with other cats, and he does the training. I am starting a new job on Thursday so I guess I'll have to explain this there too

 

[Bigjohn]

At a model railway exhibition I asked a lady standing by a trade stand “ what is best for preparing the surface of nickel silver” she replied “Ammonia cleaner”
I said sorry I thought you were part of the sales team.
john

 

[Heather Kay]

Two parrots sitting on a perch.

One turns to the other and says "can you smell fish?"

 

[jcm@gwr]

Two parrots in a tank

One says to the other "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

 

[Osgood]

Whoever opened the doors to these short gags might live to regret it:

If you ever get cold, go and stand in a corner for a few minutes - they're usually around 90 degrees.......

 

[jcm@gwr]

 

[Heather Kay]

Two parrots in a tank

One says to the other "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Isn’t that normally two goldfish in a tank?

Still chucklesome.

 

[jcm@gwr]

Isn’t that normally two goldfish in a tank?

Still chucklesome.

Yes! That's what happens when you're trying to do too many things at once!
(I thought it didn't read right, but I couldn't think why!)

 

[Osgood]

Isn’t that normally two goldfish in a tank?

Still chucklesome.

Try parrotfish - that will restore some continuity to the thread!

 

[Tom Insole]

Three men walk into a bar...

Would have thought one of them would have seen it?!

I'll get my coat....

Tom.

 

[Osgood]

If you think that your microwave collecting data and your TV spying on you is bad enough -


your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

 

[Jordan or Plymouth Mad]

your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

I don't tend to vacuum myself...

 

[paulc]

I don't tend to vacuum myself...

Do you have someone to do it for you ???

 

[Overseer]

If you think that your microwave collecting data and your TV spying on you is bad enough -


your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

The joke is not quite as funny as it used to be - The world's largest home robotics company has a problem – its vacuum cleaners can be hacked from afar - link to ABC News item, should be safe to click.

 

[steve1]

steve