Just for a laugh - No AI please !

[ovener]

For those of you who don't know, this is the story of the little jet that tried (and failed)
https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/india-royal-navy-fighter-jet-f35-stranded-b2781813.html

 

[simond]

The link above doesn’t seem to work, but this one should

The curious case of the British jet stuck in India F-35B: The curious case of the Royal Navy jet stuck in India

not sure whether this belongs in the “just for a laugh” thread or the “it makes me want to cry”…

 

[michael080]

Toast under beans?

beans on floor. Toast on beans.

 

[simond]

beans on floor. Toast on beans.

Toast always lands butter side down

Cars always land on their feet

A perpetual motion machine can thus be made by combining a cat with buttered back and an axle.

 

[alastairq]

Cars always land on their feet

Not according to various hedgerows round hereabouts, they don't!

 

[simond]

Bloody smellchequer!

 

[Jordan or Plymouth Mad]

 

[Alan]

What no naughty comments.

 

[jcm@gwr]

 

[Osgood]

I wouldn't want to be in here in the dark:

 

[jcm@gwr]

I'm sure no-one will mind if I post a few Riddles on here!

 

[Northroader]

Which ones Jimmy?

 

[ovener]

Finally a cure for wandering remote controls...

 

[Rob R]

 

[jcm@gwr]

I'm posting this so anyone can forward it to the appropriate person, at the appropriate time!

 

[jcm@gwr]

 

[Rob R]

 

[Eastsidepilot]

Donald Trump dies and ends up at the gates of hell. The Devil walks up to the other side of the gates and says "we've been expecting you but we got a problem", " Oh, what's that" says Trump, " well" says the devil " we are crammed full at the moment but there's a way round it, we are gonna have to let someone go but you gotta choose who "
"Ok, how'd we do that" says Trump, the devil says "see those three doors, behind each door are the people you have to choose which one gets free and you take their place "
So Trump opens the first door and sees Barak Obama jumping off a dive board into a pool, swimming out, back up the dive board, back in the pool never ending. Trump says " I'm not much of a swimmer" so he goes to the second door, opens it and sees George Bush breaking rocks with a sledge hammer until they're all smashed and another pile of rocks is dumped and he starts breaking the rocks up again.
Trump says "I've got a bad shoulder from too much golf"
The Devil says "ok last door then you gotta choose", so Trump opens the door and sees Bill Clinton tied down to a bed, in walks Monica and does what Monica does !, Trump says "well that 'aint too bad I'll stick with this one" The devil says" Ok Monica your free to go girl"

 

[RichardG]

The devil says" Ok Monica your free to go girl"

A fine way to finish off page 69

 

[Rob R]