Just for a laugh - No AI please !

[Heather Kay]

Is it just me, or is a good camouflage expert hard to find?

 

[Overseer]

Is it just me, or is a good camouflage expert hard to find?

I don't know, but I have heard that the best cheese to hide a horse with is Mascarpone. On the other hand if you need to entice a bear out of the woods you need Camembert.

 

[Osgood]

For building purposes rocquefort takes some beating.

 

[Heather Kay]

I was offered a job as a noise pollution officer, but I had to turn it down.

 

[Osgood]

If it was nose pollution officer, would you have turned it up?

 

[Roger Pound]

Have you heard of the new scheme to show the development and production in the environment of cheeses the world over? It's called the Edam project..............

Roger

 

[simond]

The only cheese that’s made backwards.

 

[Rob Pulham]

For those with a sweet tooth, the village/town of Edam has a wonderful old fashioned sweet shop.

 

[Osgood]

 

[RichardG]

On a step ladder.

 

[Osgood]

Seen at the home of a well-known WW2 aeroplane recently - one can only assume Brad got /will get the message:

 

[DavidB]

Heaven knows where this came from. I found it during a clear out of old clippings.

 

[Ian@StEnochs]

Heaven knows where this came from. I found it during a clear out of old clippings.

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Eye watering!

 

[James]

 

[simond]

terribly exclusionary. I'd bet a whole pound (of my on money) that ants love beans and toast!

 

[Rob R]

Beans ON Toast surely?

 

[Paul Cheffings]

Beans ON Toast surely?

Toast under beans?

 

[Osgood]

Reminds me of a great advertising campaign when McVities launched a chocolate-coated variety of Hobnobs -

"Chocolate now has Hobnobs underneath"

 

[simond]

Beans ON Toast surely?

I imagine the ants do not care.

 

[Rob R]