Just for a laugh - No AI please !

[Bigjohn]

No Simon …please tell…..

I once went to the doctors with severe abdominal pain and feeling like a small wading bird
He suggested I might have a coot appendicitis…………..

 

[Osgood]

I went to the doctor, I told him one moment I thought I was a tepee, the next a bivouac.
He said “You need to relax - you’re two tents”

 

[Heather Kay]

*groan*

 

[Allen M]

Did you hear the one with the irritable owl syndrome?

Unfortunately not so funny when you add the B to the front of the middle word.
However I did have a little grin. (Note not Gin)
regards
Allen

 

[Osgood]

*groan*

Where does it hurt - should you see a doctor?

 

[PhilH]

Did you hear the one with the irritable owl syndrome?

Twit.

Post #66

 

[Heather Kay]

Where does it hurt - should you see a doctor?

It’s me funny bone, Doc.

 

[simond]

Post #66

it's a fair cop...

 

[Bigjohn]

Doctor I have got a rash………………..
Doctor……..‘I’ll be as quick as I can”

 

[garratt396]

Hereford Eign st.
do they sell box sets of Hammer films - only to be opened at night.

 

[Allen M]

I once had wavy hair
It waved ta-ta

 

[DavidB]

Doctor to teenage girl, examining her with his stethoscope:"Big breaths" says the doctor. 'Yeth, and I'm only thixteen" replies the girl.

 

[simond]

I once had wavy hair
It waved ta-ta

I used to remind my dad that he was eggshell blonde.

 

[Sheffield]

I had to see the Doctor recently, as I was having trouble sleeping at night. He told me I should change something. He suggested I try sleeping under the bed.
I think he thinks I am a little potty.

 

[Genghis]

Why don’t courting owls like the rain? It’s too-wet-to-woo.

 

[simond]

Groan….

 

[Heather Kay]

Groan….

You have a dodgy funny bone too?

 

[jcm@gwr]

 

[paulc]

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So true .

 

[Allen M]

So true .

As just about everyone who has displayed in front of the public (or even none modelling friends) visiting home.
Regards
Allen
Who has been there.