marsa69
Western Thunderer
Right then you lot, time to nail your colours to the mast! Excuse the lunacy but this is a lunacy thread just for fun and DEFINITELY not to be taken seriously
I want ALL the rank and file to report in and declare their allegiance. And none of those Green Dervishers or Kettle Benders in here either, bloody Johnny Foreigners! We excel at talking tactics, drinking tea, having tiffin and generally running away bravely (unless it means fighting the green scourge)
Our proud motto to which we aspire:
To date we have the brigade commanded by Colonel Iploffy, NOYFB, WNKR with Bar, who served in the trenches with the 2nd Battalion Dudley Port Morris Dancers.
The 2IC (2nd in command (not 2 inch c....) is Sgt Marsa of 664 Sqn affectionately known as 'The Neighbour of the Beast'
We then have the following front line elements;
1st Battalion the Derbyshire Lancer (On occasion a TA unit. That's TA as in Totally Arseholed)
2nd Soo Uprising
2nd Armoured Workshops (Royal Hydraulic Plumbers)
Queens Own Speedlink Distribution
40th Derbyshire Battalion 126th Foot in Mouth
2nd Battalion East Hertfordshire Hussars
Royal Regiment the Wakefield Regulars
55th Trinovantes Paxmana
22nd Surrey/Hants Borderers
Reserve elements include;
1st Prussian Irregulars (Bath Bodgerers)
Allied units;
South Georgia Irregulars (Dunklemeyer Dunkers)
3rd Battalion The Wirral Ever Ready Power Squadron (TWERPS)
Once all remaining elements have reported in then the list shall be dutifully updated. Front and centre you Blue boyos!
Please join in and be as silly as you like
I want ALL the rank and file to report in and declare their allegiance. And none of those Green Dervishers or Kettle Benders in here either, bloody Johnny Foreigners! We excel at talking tactics, drinking tea, having tiffin and generally running away bravely (unless it means fighting the green scourge)
Our proud motto to which we aspire:
We shall model on to the end, we shall model in blue,
We shall model on the sidings and platforms,
We shall model with growing confidence and growing quantities of blue because it’s fair,
We shall defend our baseboards, whatever the cost may be
We shall model on the workbenches,
We shall model on the dining tables,
We shall model in the gardens and in the sheds,
We shall model in the garages,
We shall never surrender!
To date we have the brigade commanded by Colonel Iploffy, NOYFB, WNKR with Bar, who served in the trenches with the 2nd Battalion Dudley Port Morris Dancers.
The 2IC (2nd in command (not 2 inch c....) is Sgt Marsa of 664 Sqn affectionately known as 'The Neighbour of the Beast'
We then have the following front line elements;
1st Battalion the Derbyshire Lancer (On occasion a TA unit. That's TA as in Totally Arseholed)
2nd Soo Uprising
2nd Armoured Workshops (Royal Hydraulic Plumbers)
Queens Own Speedlink Distribution
40th Derbyshire Battalion 126th Foot in Mouth
2nd Battalion East Hertfordshire Hussars
Royal Regiment the Wakefield Regulars
55th Trinovantes Paxmana
22nd Surrey/Hants Borderers
Reserve elements include;
1st Prussian Irregulars (Bath Bodgerers)
Allied units;
South Georgia Irregulars (Dunklemeyer Dunkers)
3rd Battalion The Wirral Ever Ready Power Squadron (TWERPS)
Once all remaining elements have reported in then the list shall be dutifully updated. Front and centre you Blue boyos!
Please join in and be as silly as you like