Just for a laugh - No AI please !
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Eastsidepilot
Western Thunderer
Farts only smell for the benefit of the deaf !
Eastsidepilot
Western Thunderer
The recently sacked Justice Secretary David Lammy, nick named WD40 because of it's release agent abilities, has applied for a van driving job with Serco. He was turned down because of his inability to lock the back doors !
The third rule of growing old.
Osgood
Western Thunderer
Growing old?
Three old boys in the pub, one says "I dunno, I keep having to nip to the loo every hour - its a right nuisance".
The other says: "Well I don't have your problem, I'm just the opposite - sometimes that's three days between visits".
The third says: "Well I don't have your troubles - I'm regular as clockwork, half past six every morning".
The other two look on enviously until the third adds: "My problem is, I don't wake up until 7".
Three old boys in the pub, one says "I dunno, I keep having to nip to the loo every hour - its a right nuisance".
The other says: "Well I don't have your problem, I'm just the opposite - sometimes that's three days between visits".
The third says: "Well I don't have your troubles - I'm regular as clockwork, half past six every morning".
The other two look on enviously until the third adds: "My problem is, I don't wake up until 7".
