Just for a laugh - No AI please !

alastairq

Western Thunderer
Damn...do you mean, the hosepipe bans are over??

That will mean, I'll feel compelled to wash my car...make the village look a little bit prettier?
 

Heather Kay

Western Thunderer
From my socials.

An engineer dies … and goes to Hell.

Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?"

Satan says, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God is horrified.

"What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gone down there! You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here! "

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on staff. I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

"Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?"
 

Jordan or Plymouth Mad

Mid-Western Thunderer
Is that what happens when one tows a shunter backwards at too high a speed?

{Or did someone leave a window open, whilst doing it?]
It's the one that in error went down the Burry Port branch, that had a low bridge so the 3 regular 08s on that line had a cut-down cab & hood to reduce their height, they were 08/9s. That one obviously wasn't. :)
 
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