Just for a laugh - No AI please !

[oldravendale]

 

[RichardG]

This I can relate to


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I enjoy dishwasher stacking - as much as any alpha male living in a matriarchy could.

This is the dishwasher at NEEGOG today. I couldn't see labels for individual placeholders, but this is how model train people stack a dishwasher. I added my own mug with care and thoughtfulness.

 

[simond]

Apropos the joke a w

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Going to the Ashford Model show today

Arrived FKW AT 0945 for the 0958 train, which we knew would be a rail replacement bus

Nice Polish lady on duty said “no, next bus will leave FKW at 10:15, they take longer than the train so they are timed to arrive to meet the departing train for London, and therefore leave earlier than the train it replaces”

Which is ironic

(the website does say so, but only if you look very carefully)

 

[Osgood]

 

[Jordan or Plymouth Mad]

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But it is...????!!

 

[paulc]

But it is...????!!

Too clean , the shine is blinding .

 

[Bigjohn]

A Roman walked into a bar. Raised two fingers of his right hand to the bartender and said…………5 pints please.

 

[Heather Kay]

I have a pet tree.

It's a lot like having a pet dog but the bark is much quieter.

(Shamelessly nicked from my socials.)

 

[Dog Star]

Tougher? Rougher?

Maybe if just a plane dog then smoother?

 

[paulc]

Can i say a big thankyou to everyone that contributes to this section . It's one of the first things i look at whilst munching on my cornflakes or toast in the morning.

 

[Jordan or Plymouth Mad]

Can i say a big thankyou to everyone that contributes to this section . It's one of the first things i look at whilst munching on my cornflakes or toast in the morning.

Fortunately, going by recent 'jokes' on here, there's no risk of you having to clean half--munched cornflakes off the screen of your electronic device....

 

[jcm@gwr]

 

[Osgood]

Well that's that then - I'm never going to get in......

 

[oldravendale]

I have something similar in my workshop which visitors cannot fail to notice which says: "God put me on this earth to finish a certain number of projects. Right now I am so far behind I will never die...."

 

[PhilH]

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Its just as well that the actual contents of the wagon are clearly marked above the Tops Code Box, in case anybody thinks the Tops Code below (Private owner unfitted open wagon) refers to the contents.

 

[Jordan or Plymouth Mad]

Well that's that then - I'm never going to get in......

I have something similar in my workshop which visitors cannot fail to notice which says: "God put me on this earth to finish a certain number of projects. Right now I am so far behind I will never die...."

I think it was Woody Allen who said something along the lines of "I don't want to acheive immortality through my work. I want to acheive immortality by not dying".
Sounds like a plan to me.

 

[Allen M]

. I want to acheive immortality by not dying".
Sounds like a plan to me.

Hi Jordan
Just keep on going, you'l know sometime in the future.

Regards
Allen

 

[ovener]

Well, this is something different, especially if you like music and trains.
Mrs. O. commented something about someone having too much time on their hands...

 

[Bigjohn]

A doctor, a solicitor and a statistician went on a big game safari hunt. The ranger having selected a suitable kill……..
The doctor fired first……..and missed 1 m to the left
The solicitor fired next………and missed 1 m to the right
The statistician started jumping up and down shouting “i think we got him, I think we got him”……………

 

[jcm@gwr]