Wagonman
Western Thunderer
Most of the myths/lies about the EU can be traced back to Boris Johnson. That's the polite version...
Just for a laugh - No AI please !
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Most of the myths/lies about the EU can be traced back to Boris Johnson. That's the polite version...
michael080
Western Thunderer
Dog Star
Western Thunderer
Jean Michel Jarre? Or are you thinking of garage music?hasn't there been another guy with a french name? Garage or something like that.
simond
Western Thunderer
let me pose a question.
Assuming a moose decides to lick your car, how do you stop it?
(Always presuming you are unable to outrun the moose due to traffic or whatever)
simond
Western Thunderer
Ah yes, a solution, indeed, maybe a multiplicity of solutions.
Wash the car in a solution (or mixture of solutions) that moose find distasteful.
But first, I suppose we should understand why we are instructed to not let moose lick cars. Is it bad for the moose, or bad for the car? Or is there some other reason?
And, extrapolating, we should perhaps understand what motivates the moose in the first place. I mean, they’re herbivores, and whilst I’ve never tried either, I’m guessing cars don’t taste much like the local vegetation?
So many questions…
Wash the car in a solution (or mixture of solutions) that moose find distasteful.
But first, I suppose we should understand why we are instructed to not let moose lick cars. Is it bad for the moose, or bad for the car? Or is there some other reason?
And, extrapolating, we should perhaps understand what motivates the moose in the first place. I mean, they’re herbivores, and whilst I’ve never tried either, I’m guessing cars don’t taste much like the local vegetation?
So many questions…
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Rob R
Western Thunderer
Too much competition from the locals?
Dangerous Davies
Western Thunderer
I always thought it was Abracadabra.
Heather Kay
Western Thunderer
Where do bad rainbows go?
They go to prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.
(Stolen from my socials.)
They go to prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.
(Stolen from my socials.)
Wagonman
Western Thunderer
adrian
Flying Squad
I deliberated where to post this, I could have been a book review post or on the signal box thread but at the end of the day not only did it make me laugh out loud but I'm sure it was originally done just for a laugh. At the back of the latest L&YR Society magazine, another cracking issue, was a book review, on the cover of which is the quaint little signal box at Longridge.
However it was the final paragraph that killed me.
Both my lads are "graduates" of Hutton Grammar School so I know it well and the vision of the lads going to the headmaster for permission cracked me up.
However it was the final paragraph that killed me.
Both my lads are "graduates" of Hutton Grammar School so I know it well and the vision of the lads going to the headmaster for permission cracked me up.
Put them under your pillow and exchange for cash……View attachment 241616
I work in a charity shop. Colleagues found these this morning whilst sorting donations. Must be the whackiest donation I have ever seen